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bluestareyed) wrote2009-03-15 08:05 pm
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Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I hope you still love me!.
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day sprawls from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am quite the socialite. can't they see I am blogging.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors think of me as I battle mine enemies. You have my word! What do you mean you don't believe me?
I am flat out like a lizard drinking with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day sprawls from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am quite the socialite. can't they see I am blogging.
I swear on the bones of my ancestors think of me as I battle mine enemies. You have my word! What do you mean you don't believe me?