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[bluestareyed]

Holy Snapping Duck Do! I just got slapped with a wet salmon - really - I have not updated this since people stopped clapping and Tinkerbell died... You would not believe it only hurts when I laugh. I hope you still love me!.

I am flat out like a lizard drinking with finding Jesus (after someone told me he was lost), being distracted by the shiny, just generally being a nuisance to various lawyers I met recently, my day sprawls from the second I am woken by murderous Teletubbies to I am begging my kid to go to sleep or so help me God that kid will be decorating my wall, 'Duct tape still life'. I am quite the socialite. can't they see I am blogging.

I swear on the bones of my ancestors think of me as I battle mine enemies. You have my word! What do you mean you don't believe me?

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strewth! I just opened mine eyes, and lo! I have not updated this since Hammertime was in the charts... You would not believe that my hands were chopped off and I was waiting for bionic ones. I prostrate myself in sorrow and beg thy forgiveness..

I am frantic with sleeping my way to the top, homeschooling five children, just generally being a delightful mistress to every Lost Boy that crosses my path, my day seems to be a litany of stuff and giggles from the second star on the right, straight on to 11pm at which point I fall asleep on the couch. I am avoiding recapture. it will be fun fun fun till they take my TBird away.

I will try to remember I promised you I will update you with my nefarious activities as soon as I get a chance. Well, I'll try. Don't hold your breath though, you're likely to turn blue..