Holy crap...
I read this and almost died laughing
I'm not sure I can summarize except to say that the paper abstract presented beyond that link is the reason we don't use Aesop's fables as a basis of fact in Biology research.
I'm not sure I can summarize except to say that the paper abstract presented beyond that link is the reason we don't use Aesop's fables as a basis of fact in Biology research.